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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
The Threshold
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Posted - 2008.02.01 04:57:00 -
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 Originally by: Arvald
granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card
i wish i had another monster energy drink
Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair"
I wish POS never required fueling.
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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
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Posted - 2008.02.07 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
I wish we would stop wishing over anime. I also wish I am Legend was 2 hours longer so it could have a proper ending.
Granted. Since they can no longer wish and dream about anime, huge mobs fill the streets looking for something to fill the void. You blood seems to fit the bill. You never quite make it to the theater to see the expanded version of I Am Legend.
I wish my job paid me what I'm actually worth. (This ought to be an easy one)
Granted, but your salary is halved and you're forced to re-examine your self-image.
I wish humanity wasn't stupid.
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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
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Posted - 2008.02.07 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Anila's Delight
I wish I was the first man on mars.
Granted. Unfortunatly, funding for the project was pulled during the trip and you're pretty much stranded there with a limited air/food supply.
I wish I had my own band of ninja minions (completely loyal, mind you) to command.
Granted, but your band of ninjas only training was 8 years of jazz tap.
I wish a previously unknown, sickeningly wealthy relative would suddenly gift me with a massive fortune.
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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
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Posted - 2008.02.08 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
I wish housing prices in the UK wern't so ludicrous so I actually had a chance of owning a property at some point in my lifetime 
Granted. You new neighbors will be an orphanage on one side, and Michael Jackson on the other. (/me dives for cover)
I wish our elected officials were chosen more on ability and aptitude than charisma and catch-phrases. (But don't we all?)
Granted. Elected officials are now chosen according to a massive skeeball elimination tournament.
I wish I had a tasty sandwich.
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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot.
I wish I owned a super-computer.
Granted. However the "reasonable monthly payment" bills soon arrive, forcing you to declare bankruptcy. The repo man arrives, taking said super-computer, along with your regular variety boxes to make up the interest.
I wish I had a monkey.
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Lui Kai
Logistics Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:45:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Cierejai
I wish for a skill Queue.
Granted, you are given a skill: Queue
Training to I lets you line up for fast food
Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day
I wish this thread for die and stay dead
Done. In place of this thread is an unending stream of people replying to each other with misleading links in the hopes of Rick'Rolling someone.
I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my Eve career in 0.0. |
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